Calvin and Hobbes SUCKS

Today was shat. I was at school at 6:45 today to take a stupid math test for Mr. K. Fuckin' FAILED that! Other than that I guess today was reg. Scratch that comment about todaY BEING SHAT. WHOA I HIT CAPS. That's better. Anyways, I just noticed that Calvin and Hobbes comics are in all my text books...even my spanish book. Dammmnnnn. They aren't even funny. I don't get them.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! not. That is so retarded that I feel a little dumber after reading it.

Anyways, I got my hairs cut today. I'm pumped. That shit was so long and curly I was starting to look like It from the adams family. Nah not really but it was still too long for my liking. Haha my Psych book has a pic of a baby sucking its toe. Its funny. Lemme see if I can find it online. Nope, not on here. Oh well. Ummmm that's about it for now. Sorry I'll try and have more exciting things to write about tomorrow. Stay Classy. Peace.

Backpacks ARE cool!

Yup so today I realized that everyone is fake and only cares about social standings. But I'm not going to rant about that today. I want to move my room around so bad but it is so small that i have nowhere to move anything.....damnit. Oh and in future blogs I hope to use actual pictures that I take, but only when I start bringing my camera with me. I keep forgetting. Guys need like a man purse to hold all there shit like girls have because my pockets cant fit much more. Not a purse but like I wish it was socially acceptable for guys to carry backpacks around with them all the time. Then I could have all cool stuff on demand. But then it's like, oh hey there's Pat in a restaurant with a backpack on....what a sideshow. Hmm maybe i'll make it trendy. HA! as if anyone listens to me or copys me. Oh btw Pro Active is way more expensive than it used to be and that sucks because now I can't afford it. Plus I am having a major breakout that it is not fixing. WTF! 
Okay im totally moving my room around and maybe doing some HW. Maybe i'll post another blog later tonight. peeaccceee

Butt Donut

I know it has been awhile since I last posted but shit happens. I hurt my tailbone about a month ago and it still has not healed. I think that I may have done a lot of damage but I hate the doctors so I haven't gone. I have to sit on a donut so it will heal. It's embarrassing.

OH! By the way I am looking for a new job. One where I can sit at a desk and do just about nothing and play on my laptop like all my friends get to do at their jobs. Please help me!!! I'm sick of working at a concession stand in a hockey rink! Especially after yesterday when some kid took an ice skate to the neck! IT WAS SO FRICKEN NASTY!

That's kind of like where I work :/

Okay well I'm sorry that this isn't longer but I have to go to work now which succkkksss.

Boston

Yeah so I visited Jules at her apartment today in Boston. I hate driving into that city it's horrible. I tried taking a left over a train track but the oncoming traffic wouldn't let me cross and then I didn't notice that a train was coming and it started blowing the whistle at me to move and it almost hit me so i had to go into the oncoming traffic and people were like jamming their brakes on it was scary. Jules saw the whole thing. So then we visited Angie and went to an organic shop and drank hot apple cider that tasted like assss. Of course Jules liked it though. Then we got on the train where people were ripping ass wicked bad adn it was crammed so I couldn't breathe. For dinner we wanted to go to Lee's Soul Food because it sounded good I guess???? Food for the soul???? It ended up being in the ghetto and shut down to be replaced by some store. Haha so we had to go home and eat at Panara Bread which is the shit. Anways that was my day just thought I'd let you in on it.

Old Greg

Just a random thought. I think that this is the funniest youtube video and I quote it often. Please watch and enjoy.

Glaze Painting

Ok so I have never blogged before. But pretty much if i have a weird day or just want to talk about stuff, I will post. 

Today was loonng. I had to get up at 6:30 to be at work by 7:00. I hate getting up at the asscrack of dawn. Not to mention I hate people in general so seeing them through my half open eyes (not half closed, I am an optimist) just makes me sour. I especially hate when people ask you to do something completely random like searching for a missing glove. I can get you a pretzel or pour some coffee, but that's about it. I work at a concession stand by the way. Then I spill water all over my clothes because the sink is an anus an splashes everywhere. When I got home I had to make Jules her birthday present which I decided was going to be a nice painting. It took me like 2 hours to make. It was a coffee mug in a counter full of hot, steaming coffee. Wellll......of course I have to fuck up something. The so called white paint that I used to paint the mug ended up being glaze so I painted it on white and it looked great, so I packed it in my car and drove to the loop where I gave it to Jules. I guess glaze paint goes on white so you can see where you put it then it dries clear. Well the mug frickin disappeared. Haha I was so annoyed because I worked so hard on it and it just disappears. Whatever I stole the paint anyways, but I wish it was white like I had originally thought. After that escapade, Jules, Justin, Ellen and I went to Bertucchi's for dinner where we had the dumbest bitchhole of a waitress. She stood there for a full minute staring at us before she talked. Then she asked Ellen if she was finished eating when there was clearly no food on her plate except a plop of sauce. Did she think Ellen was going to lick the sauce off the plate? What an idiot.  Well that was my day, and my first blog. I'll try to write all the time. 

P.S.- Here is the painting....Hahaha