Butt Donut

I know it has been awhile since I last posted but shit happens. I hurt my tailbone about a month ago and it still has not healed. I think that I may have done a lot of damage but I hate the doctors so I haven't gone. I have to sit on a donut so it will heal. It's embarrassing.

OH! By the way I am looking for a new job. One where I can sit at a desk and do just about nothing and play on my laptop like all my friends get to do at their jobs. Please help me!!! I'm sick of working at a concession stand in a hockey rink! Especially after yesterday when some kid took an ice skate to the neck! IT WAS SO FRICKEN NASTY!

That's kind of like where I work :/

Okay well I'm sorry that this isn't longer but I have to go to work now which succkkksss.